Day One:"If you have the hiccups and think about cows, they will go away. I'm not kidding!"I read my little brother Daniel's Facebook status and laugh.
"What's this about hiccups and cows?!" I ask.
"Yes, " he exclaims, "it's an amazing discovery!"
"I tried it and so did my friend, and it really works. Think about cows...and hiccups dissapear."
He is totally serious.
I laugh. I tease.
And I tell him that I can't wait to get hiccups...
so I can test his theory
Day Two:What luck!
I get the hiccups.
I think about cows.
The hiccups do not go away.
I tell Daniel that his theory is flawed.
He accuses me of not
wanting the hiccups to stop.
Surely, he insists, I must have still been trying to hiccup.
Clearly, the problem lies with me - not the bovine hiccup cure.
Day Three:
Nadia gets the hiccups.
I tell her that Uncle D says that they will go away if she thinks about cows.
So she thinks about cows.
"Cows!" she chants, "cows, cows, cows."
"Brown cows....white cows..."
*hiccup*
She reports the results to me:
"It worked for a minute and my hiccups went away....
but then new hiccups started."
Day FourI'm at work and a friend comes back to the frame shop to raid the 1st aid kit.
He's not feeling well - needs meds for a headache, and he has hiccups that won't go away.
I tell him my brother's theory.
We laugh.
Ten minutes later, he's back again.
"You can never mock your brother again," he tells me,
"Because
it worked!"
Daniel has a new hero.
Next time you have the hiccups, will you do me a favor?
Think about cows...
and then let me know what happens.
Maybe we're really onto something here.
Maybe this is the next great scientific breakthrough!
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On a totally unrelated note, because I feel compelled to include a picture with every post - a few pictures from
A Midsummer Night's Dream last weekend. Daniel has become quite the thespian in the last few months, and I am so proud of my brother. The play, put on by our town's Youth Acting Guild, was fantastic and Dan did a great job. He is Egeus, in the white robe, in the photo below. Even Nadia stayed enthralled for the entire two hour show (the fairies may have helped with that). This coming weekend is
Thoroughly Modern Millie - can't wait! Dan, you should already know it but in case you don't - I love you and I'm proud of you.

And a couple more pics of the play.

